It wasn’t so much that Hyacinth didn’t want to go with the officer, as it was she was more stunned from the near UFO abduction experience.
There she was, all dressed up for a party, walking east on Weston Rd. when out of know where these bright lights appeared.
At first she was afraid, but soon felt completely paralyzed in the glow of the warm light.
The next thing she knows, she is aboard the craft on some type of examination table.
The fatal mistake for the aliens occurred when one of them began removing the hair weave that Hyacinth had just spent 6 hours in a salon chair having done specifically for the party tonight.
With almost super-human strength, Hyacinth broke the paralysis and began fighting with the alien that took her hair.
In a flash of bright light, Hyacinth found herself sitting cross-legged in the middle of the busy street with a police officer forcibly arresting her.
Hyacinth doesn’t know whether to feel relieved that the aliens let her go, or pissed that they kept her hair.
One thing that she does know, she missed one hell of a party!
I still am not sure if she was putting on, or taking off her make-up. Perhaps one of our lady readers can shed some light on this.
