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2010 Year's Freaks

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6		Charges Kim Monk was charged with Assault in Maricopa county		Charges Andrew Olson was arrested for Aggravated Assault, With a Deadly Weapon, in Ada county		Charges Robert Schlereth was arrested for Battery On a Health Care Provider in Pasco county
	Squeeze in... a little tighter....tighter.......tighter...that's good now hold it. Sometimes cops just like to fok with people!		Have you brushed today? Don't forget to floss!		Will Smith should hire Robert to stand next to him, it's the only thing that could make Will's ears look small!
	You know that you’re a bad ass when you give your own self whiplash while beating the shit out of someone else.		If you out there in freak-land learn one thing from this health care advisory it is this, have the hooker visit the clinic before you go down on her. Look what it did to Darrell’s teeth!		It took 24 years, but Robert finally tracked down the doctor at pulled him out of his mother’s vagina by his ears. Sure, he got arrested for the beat-down he delivered on the good doctor, but in Robert’s mind, it was all worth it.
	fartion cookie?????????? 25CENT!!!!! ASSHOLIO		Someone needs to teach that boy how to close mouth smile! thinkinfyou		I think he's part meerkat ASSHOLIO
	Send this chick my number, I'm into the whole Asian dominatrix thing. THENEWGUY		He really needs to see the Dentist STAT! Amusing Bunni		He must have been wedged in there real good, his ears are almost inside-out. THENEWGUY
	Kim works at the Horny Panda gestural, she was simply asking the chick if she would like a fork with her meal and the bitch decided to step, so Kim beat her down. A fok a you? White Girl... A fok a you? FAT TEDDY		Who shit in that boy's mouth? GAG Candice		I could have used that doctor for the dump I just took, I now know how my mother felt! Pool Boy
	Apparently Kim and her massage client had very different ideas of just exactly what a happy ending was! Dr. Spliffington		Andrew, you got a little uh, you got something right uh, yeah you may want to brush. Pool Boy		Robert could never be a track star... the ears cause too much drag! ASS
Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6		Charges Brian Choice has been charged with Menacing in Montgomery county		Charges George Marcelles was arrested for Purchasing Alcohol as a Minor in Ada county
	Sure Brian may look menacing, but in reality he's just a guy looking for a hug!		See children, this is what underage drinking does to your brain cells. George has polished off so many beers that the only way he can remember his address is to tattoo it to his neck. If you think those numbers a big, you should see the street name. It goes clear to his ass crack!
	WOW! Bill Murray has REALLY let himself go!		George is a huge HUGE Sammy Hagar fan, so he got the 5150 tattoo in honor of Van Halen's first album with Sammy as the lead singer, unfortunately for George the cops see 5150 and think of the police code for crazy person who is going to cause danger to property, others, or to themselves.
	Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greens keeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! HONKYTONKMAN		I thought 5150's were a style of jeans. ASS
	It was just a gopher... Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher! Movie Man		I think he's been drinking paint thinner. THENEWGUY
	License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit, ever. They're like the Viet Cong, Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote. ASSHOLIO		George isn't old enough to be a Van Halen fan, I've got hairs on my nut sack that are older than this kid! Dr. Spliffington
	We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more lovable than Brian! FAT TEDDY		If the street name goes to his ass crack, I'd hate to see where he put the zip code! FAT TEDDY
Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6		Charges David Lubins was charged with making Terroristic Threats in Crow Wing county		Charges Yvonne Jenkins was arrested for Failure to Appear in Ada county		Charges Angelic Innamora was charged with making a False Report To a Law Enforcement Officer (Alleged Crime) in Pasco county
	It's more then just facial hair, they're racing stripes!		Yvonne really wanted to make it to traffic court to fight her 27 DWU (Driving While Ugly) charges, but when she woke-up that morning she was having a really Bad Face Day.		Angelic called 911 and told them she had an emergency, a man was trying to break in her house and kill her. In the eyes of the law, it's really NOT an emergency when you're ugly!
	One little comment about lamb-chop sideburns being “the bomb”, and all of the airport security thinks David is a terrorist.		Seriously, do you really want Yvonne to show up to anything? Let’s just say that if she was the main attraction at Roscoe’s Bar, you would have to give out more than free drinks to men to get them to show up.		Angelic, you cannot call 911 and report a theft just because someone stole your heart. It is not a romantic gesture, it is a crime. AND no they will not release the tape to you so that you can use it at your upcoming wedding.
	They didn't make him fast enough when he was running from the cops! THENEWGUY		Hey, you give that chick a rusty knife and I'll show up to any bar to watch her in a cage match. As long as it's a cage match to the DEATH! DickHole		Ugly people just never seem to get it. We really really really really good-looking people DO NOT care about you! ASS
	Airport security doesn’t like it when you touch their black box either. Pool Boy		I bet she's woke up to a really bad face day everyday since she was 12. THENEWGUY		From the looks of her lips, Angelic has been playing around with the rusty trombone too! FAT TEDDY
	Racing stripes? Those are damn Hippy Horns! HONKYTONKMAN		I think it may be time for Yvonne to invest in a nice mask. They're not just for bank robbers anymore! ASSHOLIO		What is she marrying? A horse? She may be the next Mrs. Hands. THENEWGUY
			Lol, I'm going to call her Chewy! PUFF'N'HUFF

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6		Charges Jacob Andrews was charged with Harassment in Marion county		Charges Jerome Horry was arrested for Prostitution in Pinellas county		Charges Justin Banlon was charged with Obtaining Property With Worthless Checks in Hillsborough county
	Harassment... That's Bullshit! Jacob was just doing his Jack Nicholson "Here's Johnny" impression from The Shinning. Look... He's doing it again!		Everything was going well until it was time for the “JOHN” to tap the glory hole. Imagine his surprise… but then again, look at the mugshot.		Justin tried to lighten to color of his eyebrows so they wouldn't stand out so much, he turned them yellow, when he tried to fix that he got orange, next was pink, 4 bounced checks later he finally settled and just dyed everything jet black. Better to go to jail for bouncing checks then to go to work with pink eyebrows.
	Okay, for the LAST time Jacob, the girl does not want to see “Mr. Winkie” dance to the “I’m too sexy” song. Put your pants back on..		Jerome, or "Brown Sugar" as he goes by on the streets, believes he should not be arrested for prostitution as he was simply playing the rusty trombone, Jerome was being payed to make beautiful music, not to perform sexual acts. Jerome is not a whore, he's simply a misunderstood musician... Nobody really got Janis Joplin while she was alive either.		WOW! Justin, easy on the “Just for Men” hair dye. Wait… please tell me that you didn’t do the pubes too?!?!?!
	Don't you mean "The Shining"? ASSHOLIO		Anyone who was supprised by Jerome's gender is probalbly also the kind of person who thinks the WWE is real! PUFF'N'HUFF		HE HAS NO EARS!!! ASS
	It's not just 1 girl who doesn't want to see the dance, there are plenty of us who don't want to see his tiny dancer. LITTLEORALANNIE		I don't EVER want to hear Jerome's music! Jerome's music is very very bad! ASS		Those aren't eyebrows, they're woollybugers! HARDCOCK
	If he's not careful one of those veins in his neck are going to pop! FAT TEDDY		Only you would compare a dirty transvestitve whore playing a butt trumpet to Janis Joplin, and I love you for it! LITTLEORALANNIE		10 bucks says his pubes are still pink THENEWGUY
	@ ASSHOLIO - What do you want to get sued boy?		I hope the rusty trombone can play more than just the brown note. FAT TEDDY		In Tampa when you bounce checks they take your ears... This is your warning! ASSHOLIO

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6		Charges Deborah Gerdan was charged with Battery on a Victim Over 65 in Hillsborough county		Charges Morgan Stanley Burglary 3rd Degree in Maricopa county
	Deborah knows better than to hit the old men at the nursing home, but when “Dirty Frank” wanted it rough, she didn’t know when to stop. Although Dirty Frank is in the hospital, he has a huge smile on his face!		After Morgan’s hopes of making the Phoenix Suns died when he never grew taller than 5 foot 4 inches, all he had left was breaking and entering.
	Poor feller never stood a chance!		Morgan Stanley heard he was supposed to get $70 Billion from the government from a bailout, he figured walking in Zales and taking a new Rolex was no big deal, he was going to pay them back as soon as he got his government check!
	Dude, did you really think ONE round-house was going to take this woman down? She is as big as a hippopotamus and as mean as one too. FAT TEDDY		Sounds like an honest mistake. Hold out for a jury trial, Morgan. FAT TEDDY
	At what point did you think you were going to win this fight, when she was popping you in the head or dragging your ass down the street? ASSHOLIO		Apparently Morgan like’s Broadway show-tunes titled, “Something Wicked This Way Comes” tattooed across his chest
	Talk about walking the dog. Those old guys like it when the woman is in charge. LITTLEORALANNIE		He should have gone to Jared. LITTLEORALANNIE
	Damn fool... Everybody knows you don't mess with Big Momma ASS		Is that supposed to be a hangmans's-noose around his neck? If so it needs to be tighter! THENEWGUY

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6		Charges Richard Alvarado was charged with Disorderly Conduct for Fighting, and Criminal Damage in Maricopa county		Charges Patricia Harvin Violated her Probation when she was charged with Battery, Possession Of Paraphernalia, Failure To Appear, and Possession Of Cocaine, in Pinellas county		Charges Jessie Conte was charged with Driving Under The Influence, and Possession Of a Controlled Substance in Hillsborough county
	The tattoo doesn't lie, Richard is "Old School". Take just earlier today for instance, when Richard shanked Rodrigo for covering his mouth with his hands when he sneezed, instead of using his forearm, as directed by the Center for Disease Control to halt the spread of the swine flu, that was "old school"		That is one hell of a cigar burn. Next time, she better make the bed faster.		Jessie, the red-nosed methhead (methhead) had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw her, you would even say it glows. All of the other addicts (addicts) used to laugh and call her names. (like crackwhore) They never let poor Jessie join in any crack head games.
	Punching the store clerk was the only way Fernando could get back into prison to finish the left side of his face. Early parole is a bitch when you’re getting tats in the joint.		She's got a rotten spot like a banana. Do you think she's wearing a wig?		Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say: "Jessie with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" But Jessie was wasted (shit faced) and she ran them into a tree, (a big oak tree) Jessie the red-nosed methhead, you'll spend tonight in county!
	Man, those people from the CDC take their job VERY seriously! DickHole		I think she looks more like a “Pat” than a Patricia. ASSHOLIO
	Apparently from his chest tattoo, he was a big fan of Elvis. I bet he's having a blue Christmas in county! FAT TEDDY		Wig? Wig? THAT my friend is the Toupee 2010! It is the latest in hair enhancement, with fiber-like hair extensions and washable fabric to give a nice hair-do every time. THAT sir is no wig! PUFF'N'HUFF		Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new Freak to see, pa rum pum pum pum Her face will make you cringe, pa rum pum pum pum I hope her sores do not leak, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, So to honor Her, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.
	Early parole is for pussies! ASS		One ice-cold six pack of PBR and I'll eat that shit! In a bucket... Straight out of Locash! THENEWGUY		Little Freaky, pa rum pum pum pum I am a Freak too, pa rum pum pum pum I have a gift for you, pa rum pum pum pum It's a tube of clearasil, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, Shall I apply it for you, pa rum pum pum pum, Don't forget to wash!
	Where can I get me one of them FreakSmack wife-beaters? THENEWGUY		Who cares if she's wearing a wig? This bitch looks like she's been selling her cheak meat to the rat food factory to buy crack rocks! SMITTY