Charges Cedric Paulson was charged with Scheming to Defraud in Pinellas county
Charges James Parish was charged with Possession Of Drug Paraphernalia in Orange county
Guys
like Cedric just don't seem to get it, when a man pays good hard earned
money to stick his junk in a lady of the night's butthole, then you had
damn well better be a lady, a lady with a sniz! Any added equipment
constitutes fraud.
Ever wonder what a guy who just snorted two balls of
peruvian flake to get out of a felony possession charge looks like? Now
you know. Oh James,
you've got a little snow on your... Nevermind. If we're lucky we'll get
to see what a guy getting his stomache pumped looks like!
Come on Cedric... Star Jones?
Have you seen her lately??? Chick's got herself fuckable now... You are
deffinitely NOT fuckable... At best you could pass for Jackée from
227... maybe
You
can enter the Orange county jail the biggest, toughest, guy, the kind
of guy who isn't going to say a word, until they find out their body
cavity search is about to be carried out by a deputy inmates refer to
as Monsta Lobsta... Snip snip
This
man doesn't look anything like Jackée Harry, he does resemble to Janet
Jackson after she comes off one of her 3 month Ben and Jerry's binges. FAT TEDDY
James: I'm so geeked up right now! Yeeeaaah! (scratches side of neck repeatedly)
Yo, anybody just see that blue mofo-lookin' rabbit wearing striped purple pants
jumping on top of that baby?!? Dave
"Loose Cannon" Wills
Ced's got a snoggle instead of a sniz??? I think I'm going to be sick...
THENEWGUY
Remember that lady on Letterman that made her eyes bug out? Well, she now has a
mate. lotgk
I always knew Cedric The Entertainer was a sick, perverted, bastard!
ASSHOLIO
His head looks like the head of a penis. PussDaddy
If his head does look like the head of a penis....I've been missing out on A LOT
in my life!! thinkinfyou
Charges Elizabeth Capriotti was arrested for Obtaining Property in Return for a Worthless Check or Debit Card in Palm Beach county
Charges
Earl Ellsworth was charged with Posession of Methamphetamine in Marion county
Charges
Jose Pena was arrested for Disorderly Conduct for Fighting in Maricopa county
She's crusty - she's gets around
She's crusty - she's always down
She's crusty - she's got a gripe
She's crusty - and she's just my type
She's crusty
Someone should tell Earl to change his glasses. Those
are rapist glasses, not meth head glasses.
Jose
flew out to Arizona, went to the Bravo Channel's main headquarters, and
beat the shit out of their executive producers because he was pissed
they rejected his Real Housewives of orange county spin off Real
Original Gansta's of Orange County, (especially after he got the shows
logo tattooed on his chest) and he'll do it again if they decide
to reject his Real Inmates of Maricopa County pitch.
She either has “shingles” of that is the worst case of
eyebrow-dandruff that I have ever seen!
I love my hood just as much as the next guy, but I am
not going to get my home address tattooed on my face!
That looks like dried toothpaste, but what's it doing on her eyebrows? FAT TEDDY
Rapist?Looks
more like a pedophile to me!
THENEWGUY
He should try pitching Bravo a queer eye for the straight cell block spinoff. ASS
You would think with a famous tennis star sister like Jennifer Capriotti, Elizabeth wouldn’t have to write bad checks. Anonymous
How did you get him to make that video anyway?
ASSHOLIO
I tinkered with the idea of getting
my addy tatted on my penis for awhile, just in case, but then I decided
to get a divorce instead. PISS OFF
I think I puked a little in my mouth...thank you!! thinkinfyou
Can’t a brother smoke a pipe and put on funky glasses
without the Man trying to turn him into a criminal? PUFF'N'HUFF
You give this guy a show, and I'm watching it! FAT TEDDY
I bet her crust tastes like cream cheese. Pool Boy
Jose has a face made for radio, I'm sure the good folks at Bravo agree.
ASSHOLIO
Charges
Ququakana Tangerina Wright was charged with Grand Theft in Hillsborough county
Charges Jamie Davis was arrested for Breaking and Entering into a Motor Vehicle in Multnomah county
Charges Kenneth Crowely was arrested for Arson in Maricopa county
$5 to the person who can pronounce her first name.
If you dyed your hair yellow with a circular black center it would look like a sunflower, instead you look like Butters.
As
far as I'm concerned anytime a man in a Jägermeister shirt tells you to
give him a match and he'll show you how to blow fire, and you give him
one, then you deserve to have your home burnt to the ground.
Ququakana was not a happy camper.“Grand theft?! Grand theft?There wasn‘t more than $500 on the
dresser.I didn’t see no grand!”
We all love our pets Jamie, but the next time that you
do something that might get you arrested, leave your chinchilla at home.
After not talking for nearly an hour, Kenneth waived
his right to be silent just long enough to say, “Hey!You guys smell something burning?”
I’ll call her “George” because she looks like a
man! ASS
If he died all his hair green he'd look like the grinch.
ASSHOLIO
We don't need no water let the motherbucker burn burn motherbucker burn HONKYTONKMAN
How about Grand-Retard!
ASSHOLIO
My chinchilla eats his own poop! LITTLEORALANNIE
But he only wanted to make S'mores for the children!
Doesn't anybody think of the children? FAT TEDDY
I got it, -- Quack-head! Oh you know she stole the money for
drugs! FAT TEDDY
Boy, they are going to love you in prison!
THENEWGUY
Really,
nobody saw this coming? Come on, anytime a major liquor distiller
sponsors a civil war re-enactment just outside the greater Atlanta area
some yankee is going to try and burn the rebel capitol to the ground. I
know that's half the fun, but enough is enough! LITTLEORALANNIE
I'll call him Chewy! PUFF'N'HUFF
It was sure nice of you to leave a handle on
top for your cell mate to grab a hold of while you’re getting skull-plowed in
jail. HARDCOCK
Do you think if I gave him a couple drinks and a sword he'd try and swallow it?
ASSHOLIO
I’ve heard of pancake lovin’, but Monique is a waffle
kind of girl!
Is it any wonder Andrew was arrested? He's got jail bars tattooed on his face.
Love hurts!What?You know her ass will be
back with him before the day is over.She loves him!!!
It's not the shirt collar making her neck look fat, it's her face. PISS OFF
I think that's some type of a board-game on his face, I just don't know what to spin, or where the dice are. FAT TEDDY
She looks like the guy who got beat up on the bus! HARDCOCK
Did somebody say Pancakes??? FAT TEDDY
Yeah! That's going to look so good in 60 years or so! Jackoffasaurus
If you're going to be woman enough to hit a man, you had better be woman enough to get hit by a man.
ASSHOLIO
That's a huge bitch!
THENEWGUY
I bet his parents are so proud! LITTLEORALANNIE
Did she get hit in the eye with a softball? ASS
She looks like a circus clown. LITTLEORALANNIE
If
he's an Eskimo he probably has his pockets stuffed with seal blubber,
it's like ice-cream, crack cocaine, and Christmas rolled up into one to
the Eskimos. Purple-Sticky-Tree-Hugger
