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Charges Randy Smith was charged with a Lodging Violation and Disorderly Conduct in Sarasota county |
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| In the old days, when Randy was a Roadie for Metallica, trashing a room and beating up a few hotel security guards was how they kept themselves entertained between shows. Now, everybody wants to sue. Randy sure does miss 1987. |
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Ok,
so Randy pissed all over the bathroom floor in the hotel room. Can't we
give the guy a break? Cross your eyes and see if you can hit a bulls
eye. it's not an easy thing to do |
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Easy Randy! Put down the spackle and sequins. Just because you rent a room doesn’t mean that you can re-design the bathroom. ASSHOLIO |
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Thanks a ton, I crossed my eyes and tried to take a piss. Now I get to buy my wife a new toilet cozie. FOOTJAM |
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They told you not to eat the “red licorice”. Now everything in the bathroom looks like snakes to Randy. Looks like he’s not too fond of the camera either. JEDHIGH KNIGHT |
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@ FOOTJAM - Way to go Dumbass. You should have known it wasn't easy I just told you Randy got arrested for that very thing FreakSmack |
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Charges Gordon Ripley was charged with Solicitation in the Public Right of Way in Sarasota county |
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| Our friend Gordon has decided
to join us again. This time instead of
stealing money from mom and pops, he is stealing from hard working
prostitutes down on 17th street. That’s
right, Ol’ Gordo here was undercutting the going rate for a “Angry
Dragon” by 10%. Gordo, why you taking
money from the Ho’s? |
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| Gordon was only bumming to try to get enough money together to get his male modeling career back on track. | |||
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Gordon looks like he's just been nailed to a cross. THENEWGUY |
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Gordon claims that he was simply in the Roads median saying "Change" because he wanted to remind the world of how special it is to live in America now that we have Obama. It would have been an insult to refuse to take pocket change from people to just happened to start offering it. JEDHIGH KNIGHT |
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Charges Edna Darling was charged with Possession of a Controlled Substance in Sarasota county |
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Now, does Edna look like someone who has a controlled substance problem? Sure, her skin is sunken around her skull, and her eyes don’t seem to look in the same direction, but in possession of a controlled substance, nah…. |
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That controlled substance Edna's on must be killer, I've never taken anything that made me think to myself "hey you know what? I need a change, I'll dye my hair... PURPLE. Yeah, that's a great idea" Keep on tokin Edna... keep on tokin | ||
Mars bitches, that's where we are going RED ROCKS! ASSHOLIO |
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I’ll have 2 of what she’s having. The Bong Ripper |
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Everybody loves the “Purple-Urkel!” Dr. Spliffington |
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It looks like she was doing a liitle more than just “possessing” it to me. JEDHIGH KNIGHT |
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Charges Jane Platt was charged with Burglary of an Occupied Structure, Unarmed in Sarasota county |
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I’m thinking that she is not the master-mind
genius behind the break-in of the medical marijuana facility on Route
60.. But then again, she DID get
caught. I got this quote from the Anna Faris movie Smiley Face - pretty funny |
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Jane would have gotten away had her high ass not had this conversation with the dog at the residence she was robbing. "That is where corn chips come from. Hmm... Maybe ol' Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I'm gonna do that. When I'm get home, I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I love lasagna. It's SO good. And cheesy. |
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| You know who else
loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I
should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of
shorthand way of saying 'I love lasagna.' That would be so fucking
inside. Or how 'bout a photo of President Garfield? Oh shit, that would
be totally metal. People would be all like: Jane, why do you have a
photo of President Garfield on your mantle? And I'd be like: Because I
like lasagna, of course." |
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Why is it I look at her and totally believe she actually had that conversation with a dog, Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles |
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She said that to the dog? I wan't some of what she's on. The Bong Ripper |
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I'd be willing to bet that you are the first to use the words genius and Jane's name in the same sentence ASS |
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Charges Greg Crowder was charged with 20 counts of Misuse of the Wireless 911 System in Sarasota county |
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| I don’t care how young you are, if you call 911 and ask to speak to Mike Hunt over and over again, they are going to throw your ass in jail! | |||
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That's right, his ass was arrested for prank calling 911. There have been many great prank calls over the years. Tell us about the best, or the corniest you've heard, or think that Greg may have used. I'm posting the greatest prank call ever for you. The Greatest Prank Call Ever! |
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If assholes like this weren't busy wasting the time of law enforcement, people with real problems wouldn't die while waiting on hold. Q-BALL |
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911, we pretend to care. Uh, hello. Is Mike working today? Last name, Rotch. Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?...................... Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick. THENEWGUY |
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You talk prank calls you've got to go old school, Prince Albert in a Can, I don't even know what the shit is and I've never had anyone say yes to it either. Pool Boy |
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