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Charges Howard Fleischman was charged with Trespassing in Sarasota county |
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| Howard's mom always told him to “smile big” for the camera. He knew in this moment that he was making his mother proud! |
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"Look, I'm brushing every Sunday now!" |
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smile big when the camera man's squeezing a squeaky toy and talking
with a funny voice! BABY DADDY |
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I've only smiled like that one time in my life, it was about three hours after a Taco Bell 7 layer burrito. It wasn't a happy smile. THENEWGUY |
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"Hold on... hold on... Let me put some black liqourice on my teeth... OK, go ahead take the picture!" ASSHOLIO |
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"Look at these chompers, the ADA doesn't know shit.. Brush three times a day... I haven't brushed since 1964. There's at least twice as many teeth in here as there was when I was born". GEORGIE PORGIE |
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Charges Aaban Jabbour has been charged with Petit Theft in Sarasota county |
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| After memorializing Michael Jackson by
dancing as one of his zombies since the day of his death, 54 days, ago,
Aaban was thirsty. After stealing a bottle
of water from the Quickie-Mart, because he lost his wallet on day 45
but couldn’t stop to look for it, Ak-Med, the guy behind the counter
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He's showing his war face! JIHAD ME @ HELLO |
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This is in bad taste, but it makes me laugh, if you want to be offended go ahead. |
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I was totally offended! Now, if you will kindly strap these bombs on me, I'm going to blow this place. ASSHOLIO |
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Ja Ja Jihad ASS |
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What you are not seeing in this picture is the three Sarasota county sheriff's deputies tickling Aaban's feet. Dr. Spliffington |
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Charges Christina Brucci has been charged with Narcotic Possession and or Use in Sarasota county |
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You've
just got to love those Sarasota County Sheriff's Deputies, they're
always finding ways to liven up the booking process. Christina just got
the "Down she goes", where the deputies tell the perp to look into the
camera
and just when they are about to snap the picture on of the deputies
hits the quick release on the desk chair. Yep, the Sarasota County
Sheriff's Office it's funner than going to Disney World! |
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Christina wasn’t sure if it was the drugs talking or if she had somehow entered an alternative universe. But one thing that she knew for sure was that she wasn’t going to let that one-eyed snake hypnotize her with it's flashes. |
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think I've seen this lady before. ASSHOLIO |
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SKIPPER! ASS |
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Isn't Sarasota county also known for other games such as hide the baton and find the heroin balloon? PISS OFF |
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You just can't help but love a place that makes you drink from the top of the toilet! That's first class all the way right there. THENEWGUY |
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Charges Leon Hall was charged with Giving a False Name to a Law Enforcement Officer in Sarasota county and is being held for Manatee county |
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One day, after Leon was baked completely out of his mind, he decided that all he wanted was a hat. This is just one of the many things that you can do with dreds. | ||
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Seriously, what the hell are you on? Even for a hippie with dreds, that is wacked!!! THENEWGUY |
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How did you get a pic of someone wearing one of Fluffy's turds on his head? More importantly,how did HE get one of Fluffy's turds UNLESS he' been in my NEW back yard? Surveygirl46 |
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It looks like a beret. Leon must be French. ASS |
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What the fuck? Is that a dead racoon on his head? Candice |
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Charges Jane Krendall was charged with Possession of Drug Paraphernalia in Sarasota county |
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SHE's A MAN BABY!! Dude, that's not a man that's a woman. Wait...it's a woman?? Yeah Are you sure? I'm positive, she's got a vag man No penis? Nope Damn.. I've got to be honest.. I'm a little disappointed now Just let it go man... Let it go |
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I feel bad for Jane. She had a bong, sorry
"water pipe" but she used it to smoke
tobacco not weed. Man, this is just how
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Okay, I’m halfway through whacking my chub, and need to know whether I’m gay, or just like ugly fat chicks. Which is she/he Freaksmack? Pool Boy |
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Why didn’t she just hide her shit in the Jowls that hang down from her face? ASS |
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Jane, save the weed for the man you are hoping to bang tonight. HE is the one who needs it, not you! THENEWGUY |
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