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Charges Mary Hartman was charged with Dissorderly Intoxication in Sarasota county |
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Charges John Yorkshire was charged with Possession of Cannabis (Less then 20 Grams) in Sarasota county |
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| “Oh, I’m being arrested for having pot in my truck. I thought it was for the cow rapping.” | |||
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Possession of Cannabis... So easy a Cave Man could do it. ASS |
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"MMMHHHMMM... I like me some french fried taters mmmhhhmmm" MOVIE GUY |
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Charges Alfred Mansfield was charged with Driving While License Suspended in Sarasota county |
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Al was fine with his sentencing. He was okay with his cell-mate. He was even excited about the jail food. But when the 400 pound lesbian with sausage-like fingers walked in to do the periodic body cavity search, Al flinched. |
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The cops told Alfred his moustache was pink. It took the poor guy 20 minutes to figure out it was a joke. | ||
"Yeeeeeeeooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!" Movie Man |
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"Hey didn't you read the sign that said "EXIT ONLY"? ASSHOLIO |
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Charges William Posey was charged with Urination in a Non Public Place in Sarasota county |
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Harold had been making a living on fettish websites by lying on his back and arching his urine stream so that it lands in his mouth. It wasn’t until he decided to take the show on the road, that he ran into trouble with the law. When the officer put the mask on him, Harold could not help but protest that all he really needed was a breath mint. | ||
Perhaps I'm wrong here, but aren't you supposed to piss in NON PUBLIC PLACES? What did this guy do? Go in one of the doors at the mall that say mall personnel only, whip it out and go right there? |
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Looks like the shower this guys really needs is not of the Golden kind... Surveygirl46 |
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"Dogs pee outside. Why can't I?" Dr Spliffington |
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Charges Lisa Brinkman was charged with Grand Theft Auto in Sarasota county |
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This girls mug shot was taken for for Grand Theft Auto...Now that she gave such a great pose for it I would charge her with Grand Theft Ugly too! | ||
I can’t tell if she is smiling, growling, or really constipated. ASSHOLIO |
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I know I sure wouldn't want to stick anything of mine in that mouth of hers. ASS |
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