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Charges Manny Fernandez was charged in Sarasota county with Grand Theft |
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(Secretly listening to the soothing sounds of Yanni) Voltron |
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Il n'y a pas de chats en Amérique et les rues sont pavées de
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Charges Kimberly Williams was charged with Aggravated Battery With Great Bodily Harm in Sarasota county |
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Charges Jessica Babble was charged with Grand Theft Auto in Sarasota county |
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Jessica tried to clear up this crazy misunderstanding. She had a date that evening and only BORROWED the car to go to the convenient store to buy a razor to shave off her morning stubble. No harm, no foul… | ||
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Jessica literally picked the car up and carried it off. She put her own twist on Grand Theft Auto. | ||
You can get a three pack of disposable razors for a buck Jessica. ASS |
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Thats a HUUUGE bitch! Movie Man |
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I bet she sweats a gallon a day. The under the boob stink must be horrendous. LITTLEORALANNIE |
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Charges Timmothy Haggar was charged with Dissorderly Intoxication in Sarasota county |
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Tim didn’t understand what all of the fuss was
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Charges Mary Hartman was charged with Dissorderly Intoxication in Sarasota county |
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