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Charges Theta Smith was charged with Driving without a Liscense in Sarasota county |
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| Theta didn’t mean to drive without a license. She was distraught, and jumped into her car and left MGM studios when she found out the the new X-Men movie would not cast her as their new super-hero “fire-Crotch”. |
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| "It was an emergency, My hair's on fire
can't you see? I was just going to the fire station". |
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"My hair, My hair, My hair is on fire I don't need no water let the mutha fuckar burn" SCHWETTY BALLS |
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How do you walk out of your house looking like that? MIZZ LIZZ |
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Is Theta what they call a flamer? SPLIFFLADY |
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Charges Timothy Machalvey has been charged with Aggravated Assaulty with a Deadly Weapon, Aggravated Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer, Possession of Crack Cocaine, and finally Possession of Marijuana in Sarasota county. |
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he met Fat Tony, Timothy always considered his saying of, “Well
slap me in the face and call me Sally,” as only a figurative expression of shock. |
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This should be the only reason any of us ever need to know not to try to beat up a cop.They got buddy's. Buddy's with asps tasers and guns. Timmy had to learn the hard way now his face is hamburger meat. |
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"I want to press charges." On who? "On the guy who kicked my ass."Who? "You" Me? "Yeah you ,you beat the shit out of me"" Good luck with that one Twigboy." IKNOWITWASNTFUNNY |
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"How's my nose look?" Butt Sniffer |
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Charges James Fergussen was charged in Sarasota County Florida with aggravated assault |
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"Come over here again and I'll give You a donkey punch" | ||
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"NO I'M GOMMA GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE TO SHUT THE HELL UP.......PIG" | ||
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH, YOU CAN'T HAAAANDLE THE TRUTH" Bosco |
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"What the hell is that on your balls??? You better get to a doctor quick." Dipspit Sundae |
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Charges Paul Blankensdorff was charged with Criminal Mischief in Sarasota county |
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Paul once roadied for the best of them; Ozzie Osborne, The Who, and The Rolling Stones. It wasn’t until he found himself doing a mic-check for the Jonas Brothers, that he realized how far he had whored himself out for drug money. That’s when the shooting started…. | ||
| "Hey, if they don't wanna have a mosh pit
in the lobby of the bank then they should have a No Mosh Pit sign." |
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"Temporary Insanity Temporary Insanity, I was listening to Brittany Spears records backwards.......... She told me to do bad things." NATTI KID |
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Charges Freedom Garcia was charged with Curbside Drinking , and Possession of Alcohol By Person Under 21 Years of Age in Sarasota county. |
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| “Hey, if she is slutty than I’m the 9th
dwarf “Frizzy”. My hair is huge(BURP)!!!!”
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"I'm here to tell you cops that you may take my life, but you'll never take... MY FREEDOM!" | ||
Umm you never told us if this is a guy or a gal. Redneck |
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"Since when is it a crime to drink a bottle of mouthwash on the side of the road?" BLACK SNAKE |
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Get a haircut you dirty hippie ASS |
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