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Charges Michael Shales was charged with Driving While Suspended in Sarasota county |
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| Michelle tried unsuccessfully to explain to the police that it was “Michael” who had the suspended license, not “Michelle”. |
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"My hair, My hair, My hair is on fire I don't need no water let the mutha fuckar burn" SCHWETTY BALLS |
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I have no problem with Michael dressing how he likes, but I must admit I don't know what I'd do if he walked up next to me at a urinal and whipped out his schlong. Bill Davis |
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He makes a pretty girl. CINDYLOOHOO |
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Charges Julie Granger was charged with Possessing Cocaine, Paraphenalia, and a controlled Substance in Sarasota county |
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| I’ve heard of clorine turning your hair green,
but cocaine turning your hair pink? There
are easier ways get that color. The police
didn’t buy her reasoning for having the paraphenia either. |
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Wow, she's cute I may have to go there and post her bail! |
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I'll bail her out. I'm only going to charge her a blow job and I real good shagging THENEWGUY |
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Is it wrong that I want to put my balls on her face? White Trash Smacker |
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"You know what they say about coke whores... The Bong Ripper |
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Uh no The Bong Ripper I don't, does it have anything to do with baloons? FreakSmack |
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Charges Julio Garcia was charged with Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon in Sarasota county |
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"Look at this face. Do I look like the kind of guy that get's aggravated?" | ||
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I have this hunch the deadly weapon was Julio's face! | ||
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didn’t know that in Sarasota County attempting to hug someone
while having leprosy was considered assault with a deadly weapon. No lovin’ for you tonight Julio. BAD JUJU |
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Julio squeezed that zit in the middle of his forehead and shot old dude in the eye. THENEWGUY |
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Charges Henry Wright was charged with Trafficing a Controlled Substance in Sarasota county |
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What else was Henry supposed to do? His retirement check is not enough. He lost his pension in the fall of AIG. He had to carry the drugs, he needed the money. Henry is 80 years old….. Henry is a mule……. | ||
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"Don't judge me untill you've sucked dick for some black tar you'll never know how I feel." THENEWGUY |
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You never knew about the Viagra black market did you? Phatman |
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"And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those medeling kids and their dog" SCOOBY SNACK |
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Charges Rachel Keidus was charged with DUI in Sarasota county |
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Rachel just cannot keep her hands off of the sauce. Sure, a couple of years ago she could have a drink now and then and not have to get shit-faced to the point where a paper bag had to be involved for banging. But then she met the man that she would love and hate almost every night. He was cool, stoic, firm under pressure. A well rounded individual that made you crave to be with him each and every night! The mere fact of going without him for even one evening sent her into violent tremors that he could only squelch!!!! You guessed it, his name…. Pabst Blue Ribbon! |
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Rachel may have gotten away with a warning had she not told the officer her name was RAAAAAOUGHOUHGAAALLLLPPPPPHHHHHH. | ||
"No, I'm not drunk I always look like this, it's a gland problem" ChevyGirl |
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