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Charges Mark Dahmer was charged with a DUI with Property Damage in Sarasota county. |
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| Mark doesn’t give a rat’s ass whether you like him or not. Yeah, he hit a house with his car! He hit his girlfriend with a bat. He hit a dog with a golf club. He even hit a police officer with a half-filled can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. Wait, he regrets that one…. Not hitting a cop, but wasting a perfectly good half-can of PBR. But he could give a rat’s ass whether you like him or not. |
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Mark's been a disappointment his entire life. He's just never been able to crawl out from under older brother Jeffry's shadow. I'm mean sure he "looks" like he'd lure young gay men back to his trailer, |
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little pieces, have sex with their dismembered body
parts, and then eat the evidence, but no, Mark gets all hammered on
Zima and wrecks his car before he even gets out of the trailer
park. LOSER! |
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You can look as hard as you want to there Mark, you're still going to get a nickname like bubbles. You're the new guy that's just how it goes. ASS |
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So in essence it was "DAH-UMB and Dahmer... surveygirl46 |
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Looks like we have another potential member of S.Q.U.E.E.L. here Dr. Spliffington |
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Charges Louis Shlagler was charged with VIOLATION OF INJUNCTION AGAINST REPEAT VIOLENCE in Sarasota county |
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| Louis didn’t realize that, when the Judge said that the injunction takes effect immediately, that he really meant the moment that they left the court room. He sure is sorry, and hopes that one of the officers remove the billy-club that is still shoved up his ass from the beat-down. | |||
"Screw 1 horse in the back stable and all of the sudden it's not cool to come within 150 feet of the barn" |
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"OK... OK ... Switching my chocolate pudding with pooh wasn't cool guys!" Dr. Spliffington |
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"What do you mean it's my turn to toss the salad?" ASSHOLIO |
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I screwed a horse I screwed a horse Look at me Motherfucker I screwed a horse Pegasus believe me when I say ......... I really screwed a horse! GEORGIE PORGIE |
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Wow, look at his "I'm trying to seduce you" face. I can see how no horse could resist his sexual advances! LITTLEORALANNIE |
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Charges Tim Brewer was arrested for a Vessel DUI in Sarasota county |
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Tim may have been drunk on the sweet taste of
PBR. He may have even got into the
“vessel”. But he’ll be damned if he’ll be
charged with driving. Everyone there knew
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Take a picture, Trick I'm⁠ on a boat bitch! We're drinkin' Santana Champ Cuz it's so crisp I've got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin' burgers You at Kinkos straight flippin' copies!! Believe⁠ me when i say.......I FUCKED A MERMAID! I LOVE THIS SONG! why??? I'm on a boat! |
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SKIPPER! ASS |
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Honestly, who's idea was it to put Gilligan in charge? FRED109 |
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Nothing goes better with a nice day on a Motherfucking Boat than an ice cold six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer! Dr. Spliffington |
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Charges Daniel McCovey has been charged with STALKING in Sarasota county |
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Daniel believes that this is nothing more than just profiling. He lost his eyelids in a bar fight with a midget, and had to have his jaw wired shut due to a parking lot fight with a tranny. So, he can’t blink, and has to smile in order to breathe. Damn cops and their profiling. Just trying to hold the another man down…. | ||
| "If following a woman around and telling her you are going to eat her new born baby is stalking. Then guilty as charged". | |||
Tell me this guy doesn't look like Ted Nugent going after a gun control activist. 1 More Toke |
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Mmm, Baby with a side of rice pilaf. JENNY |
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After a night of cocaine and strippers who doesn't look like that? HOTROD |
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Daniel always has that "I just walked out of a Metallica concert" look... What I wouldn't give. Dr. Spliffington |
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Charges Nancy Soprieto has been charged with Prostitution in Sarasota county |
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Nancy knows that this is all a big mistake. As part of her home health care service, she is contracted to give Mr. Smiley a sponge bath on Wednesdays. Just because she lingered longer around the penis area, and then charged him more, does not make her a prostitute. |
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Damn it, I'm a licensed massage therapist! The man said he was having a penis cramp, I could see it throbbing in pain... I took an oath pal! | ||
So much for the happy ending..... 1 More Toke |
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I like a woman committed to her job. What's her number???? Dr. Spliffington |
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Didn't Mr. Smiley's daddy ever tell him that you're supposed to lay back and enjoy it. Instead he called the freakin' cops! BABY DADDY |
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