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Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 How to Smack a Freak Sarasota County Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10		Charges Linda Beaver was arrested for Violating an Injunction for Protection Against Repeated Domestic Violence in Pinellas county		Charges Leonard Vance was charged with Aggravated Assault (Domestic) and Battery in Cobb county		Charges Elizabeth Archer was charged with 3 counts of Possession of a Controlled Substance Without Prescription in Pasco county
	Earle may feel safe now, but the second Linda makes bail she's going to find her glasses and her teeth, then she's going to beat the holy hell out of him.		Being an NAACP member for the last 40 years, Leonard can be proud we've finally made it to the point that when a man beats his wife with a hot curling iron for burning his grilled cheese sandwich, that he will be arrested, no matter what his skin color may be. WIN!		Elizabeth, I hope you see this, and I hope you watch this video, you don't look like Skeletor yet, but the scabs on your face sell you out as a meth-head. If you don't stop soon you're going to look like the women here. I'm considering this my good deed of the day.
	No matter how hard she tries, this is the best smile that Linda can give the camera man.		Leonard thought no one would mess with him and the NAACP. Apparently, he was wrong.		Holy Shit! Did Sarah go hunting with Dick Cheney?
	Earle best run for the hills ASSHOLIO		It's hard to Advance when you're sitting in the jail-house. ASS		Never, And I Mean NEVER go hunting with Dick Cheney! Now that he's had a taste of it he'll never stop hunting man. FAT TEDDY
	She has no lips! ASS		Wow, the Black History month closing ceremonies must have really gotten out of hand this year. ASSHOLIO		You think calling women ugly is some kind of good deed? You're a regular boy scout! ASSHOLIO
	Earle, don't let her talk you into going out to the lake for a picnic lunch of black-eyed peas. THENEWGUY		Maybe it's not the NAACP you're thinking of. Leonard looks to me like he's a member of the National Association of Astronauts who Clean Pools, most people don't realize this, but Astronauting doesn't pay like it used to. FAT TEDDY		Like you really want to save her... You know as well as I do you hope she gets pinched weekly so you can collect the mugshots to make a faces of meth flip book. Dr. Spliffington
	Put a little gin on her gums... she'll smile... HUNGDOOBIE		I hate it when a bitch burns my grilled cheese! THENEWGUY		@ Dr. Spliffington -Truth be told if she does get arrested multiple times I will collect them and make a flip book, but I'd rather not have another

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 How to Smack a Freak Sarasota County Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10		Charges Maggie Moncrief was arrested for Dealing In Stolen Property in Pinellas county		Charges Amy Clay was charged with an Aggravated DUI, With a Passenger Under the Age of 15 in Maricopa county
	You're beating a dead horse Maggie, yes, we men are suckers when a woman flashes a pouty face , but officer Tim isn't going to let you off the hook when it was the wheels to his squad car you were trying to hock on the street corner.		Amy wasn't aggravated, sure she was trashed, but she wasn't aggravated, she wasn't even annoyed, she was just teaching her children a driving game. Hit a tree... 10 points squirrels and opossums... 20 points homeless people... 30 points squad cars... 50 points Sure, it's easy to see how running through 5 yards to score double points by getting both a squirrel and a small tree at the same time would make a driver look aggravated to a bystander who's not in the know, but everybody knows that aggravated women don't high-five their children.
	What was Maggie stealing, Barbie dolls from her sister’s dollhouse? What is she, 12 years old?		Amy needed to take her 12 year old daughter to the liquor store with her. Running out of Hennessy is no excuse to stop braiding hair!
	Old enough to take a Barbie, old enough to do hard time... I've lived by that mantra for years. Dr. Spliffington		I know it's the style for kids to wear their hats cocked to one side these days, but pigtails?
	Cop cars don't even have nice wheels, the rims are plain, you want to get you some nice wheels you get you some Ice-cream truck wheels. Those are some wheels! Pool Boy		I looks like quite a fashion statement to me. Woodsterman
	She looks like that midget chick from Willow. THENEWGUY		If I have learned anything from this site, it is to be very wary of people with questionable hair. lifeshighway
	@ Pool Boy - Have you been smoking crack? @ THENEWGUY - Willow was a man, I don't remember there being any any "midget chick" in the movie.		I want to take up thos reigns and ride her! THENEWGUY

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 How to Smack a Freak Sarasota County Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10		Charges Alexas Walema was arrested for Theft and Robbery in Multnomah county		Charges Jonathon Lee was charged with Robbery in Jackson county		Charges Fred Talbott was charged with Cocaine Possession in Palm Beach county
	Who are you trying to fool, Alexas- or should I say ALEX!!!!		I think Jonathon just saw Alexas' cock!		Sure, Fred's been snorting lines all day, but only through the right nostril!
	Is this a man or a woman? I have no clue, the name is Alexas, and Multnomah county doesn't give out an offender's sex. Since her name is Alexas and she clearly identifies herself as a woman, we're going to refer to Alexas as a she, but my gut's telling me Alexas pees standing up.		Jon, if you want to be known as the M&M bandit, you are going to have to get a better shirt with a bigger logo.		“Why no, I do not believe that you can see through my clothes. Now stand still and let me take the picture.”
	Yeah, she's got danglage! thinkinfyou		He kind of looks like the yellow M&M ASS		Maybe he should have taken a couple growlers up the left side, just to even things out a bit. ASSHOLIO
	Those pursed lips say, "hurry with the fucking pictures so I can get at those boys in lock-up". Woodsterman		Judging by the look on Jonathon's face, I'd say he didn't just see Alexa's cock, but he may have accidentally sat on it. Pool Boy		I think he's checking out my wang! Jackoffasaurus
	Me thinks Alexis is looking forward to a great weekend. lifeshighway		Jonathon says "Call me Ishmail" cause Alexas is hung like Mobey Dick! Jackoffasaurus		Fred looks like he tried really really hard to get this down to a possession of paraphernalia charge, poor feller probably sounded like a shopvac. THENEWGUY
	I think he's a man! I am becoming good at picking out the trannies, being a loyal reader of your site, Freakster. Amusing Bunni		I think if he's going to try and be the M&M bandit then he needs a hard candy shell, and a cape... Capes just look cool. FAT TEDDY		I hope his eye doesn't explode! FAT TEDDY
Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 Year's Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 How to Smack a Freak Sarasota County Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10		Charges James Surratt was arrested for Possession of Methamphetamine and for being a Felon in Possession of a Firearm in Marion county		Charges James Rivera was charged with Trespassing in Multnomah county
	Wanna Raise What??? corn? a family? cattle?		James is the un-criminal, now with just the right amount of Lemon and Lime* *artificially flavored
	James, if you didn’t “wanna raise hell” then you shouldn’t have worn the shirt. Now you get to help raise other things in the slammer.		This is what happens when you go swimming in a chlorinated pool right after a perm.
	He's going to the barn raising with that Amish feller from the other day. THENEWGUY		Are you sure that's not a girl? thinkinfyou
	Now that he's booked a weekend stay in county, James is going to learn the hard way that raising hell isn't all fun and games. Have fun tossing the salad James! Pool Boy		He has quite a future in jail ... Can you feel the love ? Woodsterman
	Maybe he's aiming high and plans to raise the Titanic! Who am I trying to kid? The only thing James is going to raise it the lightbulb as he sucks the meth smoke out of it. ASSHOLIO		That's it! The new look I have been searching for. Do you mind if I print Jame's picture and take it to my stylist? He does have a pretty mouth - just sayin' lifeshighway
	Dude looks like a pig farmer to me! ASS		Wow, he must have had gold-plated berets in his hair when he jumped in the pool. LITTLEORALANNIE