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Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54		Charges Stephanie Bird has been charged with DUI in Pasco county		Charges Shane Dillihut was charged with Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon in Hillsborough county		Charges Steven Wilson was charged with Property Damage $1,000.00 or More in Palm Beach county
	Stephanie hasn’t had sex in years! She heard all about how Cougars are the hottest thing so she decided strut her stuff. Someone should have told her that the 1970’s hair-do does not help her situation.		Shane had to smile. After he got out of that neck-stretching device, he really kicked the “Saw” guys ass!!!		All Steven wanted was a hat with side-flaps. It was so hard walking around with vaginas attached to both sides of his head.
	This is actually the same woman that was in this spot yesturday. Isn't it amazing what battery acid can do for the skin?		I think it's time for some sort of survey, census, something, I've been doing this for two month's now and this is the third giraffe-man I've found arrested in that time. I think giraffes may be natural criminals.		"Stop looking at my ears like that! I am not a peice of meat!!!"
	How many face lifts do you thing she's had? Charlotte		"You know what they say about men with long necks???...right? right? Boner		WOW! That guy has some sexy ears on him! Makes me wanna lick em! thinkinfyou
	My guess would be 47 FreakSmack		The deadly weapon was the sword he swallows and hides in his neck! ChevyGirl		His ears are fucking awesome actually... His eyes are like way too close together though, which may be why he decided to get into body mod in the first place - distracts from his face. Ashley
			You know I think he really is part girrafe. Why else would he have plant life on his shirt? Phatman		I bet I could tea-bag him and stick it through his ear hole at the same time! I'm going to stretch the hell out of that ear lobe though. THENEWGUY
					Yeah, sure you would NEWGUY FreakSmack

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54		Charges Jack Hubbard was arrested for Driving While Suspended Cancelled or Revoked in Palm Beach county		Charges Sharmane Dwyer was charged wit Failure to Appear (no Valid Drivers License) in Pinellas county
	Jack had to drive to the Kwickie Mart. His love, Sharmane was all out of twinkies! Besides he was all out of “ding-dongs”.		Sharmane likes twinkies. I mean she REALLY likes twinkies!!!!!!
	Yo ding-dong man ding-dong ding-dong yo or open your mouth and feed it		You aint fat, you aint fat. "You aint fat you aint nothing"
	Hey FreakSmack...There's a big fat whale on your page! THENEWGUY		This is why Sharmane's fat
	Yeah, that fu man-chu really doesn't hide the fact that you have no chin. ASSHOLIO
	"I haven't seen my penis in 23 years". PUFF'N'HUFF		"Jabba hungry" JEDHIGH KNIGHT
			I hear Sharmane's collecting money to buy starving Ethiopians food Boner

Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54		Charges Samantha Brighton was charged with Possession Of Marijuana (not more than 20 grams) in Pasco county.		Charges Harry Jackson was charged with Improper Confinement of Aggressive Animals in Hillsborough county		Charges Sam Berman was a Fugitive charged with Exploitation of the Elderly, Fraudulent Use of a Credit Card, and Grand Theft in Hillsborough county
	Samantha just just about to take a sip of a big glass of grape juice when the police broke down her front door with a drug search warrant. Getting grape juice stain out of your skin is a bitch!		Harry knows that these charges are false. He loves animals so much that he had them tattooed right next to the cross on his forehead!		Sam had a good thing going before the cops showed up. Scaring Mom and Pops out of their pension was easy. Besides, who the hell is going to give him a job with an anchor tattoo on his nose??!!
	Samantha learned the hard way not to look up to watch buzzards flying. They have a nasty habit of vomiting		Harry, everyone knows you can't superglue razor blades to a gerbils front legs and let it loose in a man's ass, just because he dissed your body art.		"I'm Popeye's cousin Popnose. Well, Popeye's mother is my mom's cousins um... friend, or they live on the same block. So basically cousins, and you can see in the face, obviously".
	I bet if you licked it, it would taste like strawberries. THENEWGUY		"The damn dog's always snappin at me and shit...cause I beat it... I beat it with a stick!" ASS		Are you sure that's an anchor? Looks like a X-wing fighter to me. JEDHIGH KNIGHT
	Uh Samantha, maybe some make-up, concealer, something just in the general area... you know no biggie. RONALD Mc POTLOVER		Is that??? I think it is. Harry did you just shed a tear because they took the cock? I bet you love the cock, huh Harry? THENEWGUY		Dude your such a dweeb FreakSmack
	Is this how the Joker started out? JEDHIGH KNIGHT		Is he the aggressive animal??? He does have barbed wire around his neck. ChevyGirl


Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54		Charges David Robinson was charged with Exposure of a Sexual Organ in Hillsborough county		Charges Renee Buskit was charged with Burglary of an Occupied Dwelling and Petit Theft in Hillsborough county		Charges Mary Hartman was charged with Dissorderly Intoxication in Sarasota county
	Although David gives the appearance of a wise old owl, keeping his curtains open while changing for bed did not brand him as an Einstein.		Renee was busted stealing a corn cob, she claims it was for making a corn cob pipe. Frankly I believe her, Everyone knows you can't pull off the bib overalls look without a corn cob pipe.		“I thought the Pirate look was in????? If you look real close, my parrot is on my right shoulder under my shirt.”
	"I've been walking all day, my balls were getting reallly reallly sweaty. I saw a bird bath and I took advantage... I mean hey, it is for washing".		I’ll give Renee the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she was stealing clothes so that she could update her looks to the current century. Wife-beaters and overall (unless you are a farmer) went out with the 80’s.		"I'm not intoxicated. You try walking a straight line with your glasses like this."
	"You know when your in that place, that place on the side of a basketball court and nothing around you can affect you...I'm so there". Chauncey		"Quick kids fetch me on of them there fancy white panties off that line, I dun streeked mine out a month ago" White Trash Smacker		"I'm thinking ARRRBYS" ASSHOLE MIKE
	"When a man's got a tool like this, He doesn't keep it locked up in a toolbox" THENEWGUY		"I was going square dancin and saws me one of em Pabst Blue Ribbons yalls always talkin bout. I figured Isa grandfathered in and didn't have to pays" ASSHOLIO		"Damn it I'm not a pirate, I'm a wench! Get it straight." SICKO
	"How you doin?" ChevyGirl				Look under the m and the a in freaksmack. I think she may have had a nip slip DICKHEADBOB


Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54		Charges Shaun Nackle was charged with 3 counts of Battery in Hillsborough county		Charges Kevin Masters was charged with DUI in Pasco county
	Shaun is in bad shape. His mother always said that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. He could quite remember what to do when life gives you a busted retina, shattered jaw, three broken ribs, and a crushed testicle. One thing was for certain, he was not thirsty for lemonade.		I dub this one of the top 5 greatest moustaches, in the history of the world !
	Shaun I don't want to tell you your business but I would think it may be time start picking on someone smaller than you. If your going to get locked up for battery I think it would be nice to have atleast won the fight.		Kevin may have scooted past the DUI arrest if he didn’t ask the female officer who pulled him over for a busted tail-light to sit on his face, grab a hold of his handlebar moustache and pretend she was riding a bike. Damn busted tail-light.
	"500,000 little people live in America and I pick the three that could kick my ass". White Trash Smacker		"This is my flavor saver" White Trash Smacker
	"(crying) but I wanted the My Little Kitty band-aid" ASS		"I call it the French Tickler" JASON
			We tend to think of it more as a Dirty Sanchez tickler JASON FreakSmack


Freak Spots Today's Freaks Week's Freaks 1 2 Month's Freaks 1 2 2009 Freaks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54		Charges Sean Thompson was charged with Obstructing or Opposing an Officer without Violence in Hillsborough county		Charges Rodney Parker Violated his Probation when he was charged with DUI in Pinellas county.		Charges Diana Harris was charged with Drinking within 500 feet of a School in Pinellas county
	Sean thought this day was going to be ordinary. But it all changed when he stopped into a local bar on Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue. First the bartender refused to serve him, and when he protested, the other patrons mistook him as a white guy in “black face” and beat the shit out of him. When Sean finally made it outside and called the police, the responding officer, Tyrone Jefferson, did not appreciate a white guy in “black face”. Sean protested and the next thing he knew, he was arrested for obstructing an officer. Sean is having a bad day.		After downing a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer Rodney broke into his idol’s “I get no respect” line of Jokes. After about the third joke, a 300 pound construction worker, with tears in his eyes, walks up and punches Rodney right in the left eye. The last thing he remembered before he passed out was the construction man yelling, “Show some respect for the dead! He was was GOD!!!!” Rodney woke up behind the wheel of his car and an officer tapping on his window.		Diana couldn’t figure out the big deal. Every teacher has a drink now and then during the school day. It keeps them from killing the kids. Besides, it’s not like she was trying to sleep with one of them…
	I don't want to wish a disease on anyone but I know there's quite a few white guys out there who wouldn't mind too much if a part of their anatomy turned black.		I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. No respect... no respect I tell ya.		"Isa gonna do me some lernin"
	Hey, AL Jolson, your paint is melting! surveygirl46		My wife wanted sex in the back of the car and she told me to drive SMOOTHOPERATOR		Honestly who hasn't had a beer or two under the bleachers? HARDCOCK
	For Sean everyday was Halloween! thinkinfyou		Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' Movie Man
	That's just wrong ! ChevyGirl		Four!....I should have yelled, "Two!" ASSHOLIO RONALD Mc POTLOVER HARDCOCK Dr Spliffington

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